Pay2Play (Upsi Jam 2026)
A downloadable game
You don't have a jump. You don't have collision. You don't even have oxygen.
Pay to Play is a Mario-style platformer where every single game mechanic is a resource to purchase. You start with nothing — no movement, no HUD, no music. Your only capital: a few seconds of survival and the Electronic Argent you generate by staying alive.
Spend your money to unlock the basics. Walk. Jump. Breathe. And progressively build the game you deserve — or the game you can afford.
💰 You generate Electronic Argent (EA) passively, second by second.
☠️ You die. It's inevitable — at first, it's almost immediate.
🛒 Between each run, a microtransaction shop opens. Buy perks. Unlock mechanics. Watch a fake ad for a few extra EA.
🔁 The next run is a little longer. A little more playable.
Things you will buy (among others):
- Walk — because moving is a privilege, not a right.
- Jump — early access available now.
- Pause — please purchase the Pause DLC to continue.
- Save — your progress will not be saved. Purchase the Save DLC for 499 EA.
- Breathe — limited offer. Don't leave spawn without it.
Made for Upsie Jam 2026 — "Everything is a resource"
Estimated run length when fully equipped: under 10 minutes.
Your time is free. For now.
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Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
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Monsters assets by SyntyStore :
- https://syntystore.com/products/polygon-kaiju-pack
- https://syntystore.com/products/polygon-city-zombies-pack
- https://syntystore.com/products/polygon-horror-mansion
- https://syntystore.com/products/polygon-fantasy-rivals-pack
- https://syntystore.com/products/polygon-sci-fi-space-pack
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3D models rigged with AccurRig and animated with Character Creator 4 from Reallusion
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Claude Code was used to :
- organize notes and brainstorm
- help to calculate sleep time
- manage asset import pipeline
- do some shitty trashable code
- generate funny jokes sunday at 4:00am
| Published | 3 days ago |
| Status | Released |
| Author | Tirodem / Christophe |
| Genre | Adventure, Platformer |
| Tags | Funny, Metroidvania, Parody, Roguelite, satire, upsiejam |

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